Who is most likely to… 88 questions for desi friends.

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1. 01Who still has a ₹500 note from 2016 hidden "just in case"?
2. 02Who would spend 40 minutes on Swiggy deciding between two things ₹30 apart?
3. 03Who checks the bill and divides it to the rupee?
4. 04Who has a folder in their Gmail called "Receipts"?
5. 05Who has a Netflix password that 7 people are using?
6. 06Who pays for Spotify but still watches YouTube ads for songs?
7. 07Who is still wearing something from before 2015?
8. 08Who has more unread emails than the population of Ladakh?
9. 09Who thinks they could run a country better than the current government?
10. 10Who would voluntarily give a TED Talk on a topic they know nothing about?
11. 11Who rehearses WhatsApp voice notes before sending them?
12. 12Who has definitely googled their own name this year?
13. 13Who reads reviews for restaurants they've already eaten at?
14. 14Who has typed out a whole message then deleted it instead of sending?
15. 15Who'd get lost in their own neighbourhood without Google Maps?
16. 16Who would survive 24 hours without their phone?
17. 17Who thinks they can sing but absolutely cannot?
18. 18Who uses "I'm an introvert" as a personality trait?
19. 19Who is the "mummy" of the friend group?
20. 20Who takes photos and never sends them to the group?
21. 21Who has seen everyone's Stories but never likes anything?
22. 22Who always starts "chalo, ghar chalte hain" at 10:30 pm?
23. 23Who will absolutely ghost the group chat for three weeks?
24. 24Who is the group's WhatsApp forward uncle?
25. 25Who checks the weather forecast before every plan?
26. 26Who is physically incapable of being on time?
27. 27Who has canceled more plans than they've kept this year?
28. 28Who would absolutely order biryani at a Chinese restaurant?
29. 29Who eats pizza with a fork and knife?
30. 30Who has a "signature dish" that's just Maggi with extra butter?
31. 31Who orders the same thing at every restaurant every time?
32. 32Who would survive only on chai and Parle-G for a week?
33. 33Who drinks water like they're about to run a marathon?
34. 34Who has the worst hangover recovery of all time?
35. 35Who adds sugar to everything, including things that don't need sugar?
36. 36Who would pack four bags for a three-day trip?
37. 37Who fights for the window seat on every single flight?
38. 38Who has the most "let's go here next year" trips that never happened?
39. 39Who books flights six months ahead and still misses them?
40. 40Who uses "I'll sleep on the flight" as a life philosophy?

For the group that already knows each other's search history. Read the room first.

1. 01Who has stalked an ex on Instagram in the last 48 hours?
2. 02Who has definitely read someone else's WhatsApp over their shoulder tonight?
3. 03Who has taken a screenshot of a chat and sent it to someone else to bitch about it?
4. 04Who has muted the group chat but still checks it every hour?
5. 05Who has googled "how much do I need to retire" this week?
6. 06Who has a finsta nobody at this table knows about?
7. 07Who has definitely cried watching a Bollywood movie in the last month?
8. 08Who still keeps messages from an ex "just in case"?
9. 09Who has pretended to have read a book they only watched a summary of?
10. 10Who would absolutely flirt with their Uber driver?
11. 11Who has the most unhinged texting history at 2am?
12. 12Who has been ghosted and then tried to follow up three times?
13. 13Who has flirted with someone's cousin at a wedding?
14. 14Who would pretend they don't know their ex at a party?
15. 15Who has sent a "u up?" message this year?
16. 16Who would definitely have an office crush and deny it?
17. 17Who stalked their partner's ex before their first date?
18. 18Who has definitely slid into someone's DMs at a vulnerable moment?
19. 19Who lies about how much they worked out this week?
20. 20Who lies about how much they spent on that "small" purchase?
21. 21Who claims to "not care about money" while obsessively checking their portfolio?
22. 22Who pretends to drink less than they do?
23. 23Who tells people they read the news but only reads the headlines?
24. 24Who pretends to have watched the latest prestige show everyone's talking about?
25. 25Who has lied on a CV and gotten away with it?
26. 26Who fakes sophistication at wine tastings?
27. 27Who would start a fight at a shaadi?
28. 28Who has returned clothes to a store after wearing them once?
29. 29Who has taken hotel toiletries home every single time?
30. 30Who would argue with a shopkeeper for ₹20?
31. 31Who has smuggled food into a movie theatre this month?
32. 32Who has definitely cut a queue and acted innocent?
33. 33Who would fake an emergency to leave an event early?
34. 34Who has blamed gas/bad food for a fart that was clearly theirs?
35. 35Who has taken credit for someone else's idea at work?
36. 36Who checks who viewed their LinkedIn profile compulsively?
37. 37Who has posted and deleted a story within 5 minutes?
38. 38Who has definitely used ChatGPT to write a condolence message?
39. 39Who screenshots memes instead of sending the link?
40. 40Who has used "sent to the wrong chat" to cover their tracks?
41. 41Who has an unread WhatsApp count over 50?
42. 42Who would snitch to HR if pushed far enough?
43. 43Who has definitely taken a sick day that wasn't actually sick?
44. 44Who sleeps in meetings with their camera off and a "thinking" face?
45. 45Who has mass-applied to jobs during a single boring weekend?
46. 46Who pretends to understand crypto but does not?
47. 47Who would quit their job tomorrow if a rich uncle died?
48. 48Who has googled "passive income" more than 50 times?